An Elephant ask the Camel! "why do u have ur boobs on your back?" d camel laugh and replied,, " what a silly question from someone with a big penis on his Face!?!! MOM: Didn't I tell you that if a guy touches your boobs say DON'T? And if he touches your P***Y say STOP! GIRL: Right, but he touched both at the same time so I said, DON'T STOP! Love can mke all wrong go right.. love can move mountains.. love can add color to your life... and love surely can remove underwears...aw..hehe!;p Girl askd bf: "if my right leg is ur lunch & my left leg is ur dinner,w/c would you prefer?" bf: "I prefer eating between meals..=p" gf:..ahhhh.....hungry!..hehe Whenever ur stressed & abt 2 give up remember.. STRESSED is jst DESSERTS spelled bckwards.. so it's just.. a piece of cake! just relaxx!!.. Bed is just a material thing.. until someone you meet gives it the best meaning.. hahaha....... Small boy wrote to Santa Claus: ” Send me a baby brother”! Santa wrote back: ” Send me your mother”! Hohohoho,..Advance mery xmas!